I think I would be a half gallon of milk. Whole milk, to be specific.
Sorority girls don't like me, because I have too much fat. I am very much not watered down. I can be, and in fact, have been for the last week, very intense. Most people find I'm not "light" enough to drink straight, I'm usually only used to water down or complement something else. I can be used to take the bitterness out of something, or to cool it down, or to add flavor or texture to something that is otherwise boring.
I am good either hot or cold, but if I'm apathetic about something, forget it. I am an important ingrediant in many things... some things would be impossible to do without me. But when I'm not needed, I'm left in the cold and dark, and usually forgotten about until long past my experation date. Whenever I'm really needed, I'm either used up, or there's not enough of me. And I'm easily replaced.
My take on life....
Oh yeah.... and for people who complain that I've been writing essays every day... If you don;t like it, don't read it. There. Now, everyone can be happy. :-)
posted by Deedee 8:32 PM