ok... People who say "We need to talk" really mean "I have a screwed up sex life and I feel the need to tell you, in vivid detail, about the afternoon I had making out with a girl that's engaged to a guy that routinely screws other guys." One more mystery of the world solved. But homestarrunner is still down/dead.... so no Strong Bad for me....
Note to world: If you violate your moral code, please do not feel obligated to confess to me. I am not your pastor, priestess, goddess, deity, saint, or intermediary... I will not be able to make you feel any better about your status as a good person, nor am I able to grant forgiveness. Please consult directly with your Religous Deity. If, however, you did something stupid and want advice from someone who may or may not have been there... I will be happy to give advice. And a hug, if needed. But no warm fuzzies. and no forgiveness. Despite what you may think, I am not endowed with godship.... I am simply a TI-89. That gives advice. Oh yeah.
posted by Deedee 11:27 PM
This is my brain..... in part, at least.
