Sunday, January 26, 2003

 

Too funny... can't... stop... laughing.... Too.... much... Strong Bad....

Ok... I'm better now. But really, I should start like, a frequently asked relationship questions page... or a frequently had relationship conversation page... We'll start with this one.... titled "I can't ask people out, so I'll never get married."

******************** (12:44:37 AM): i have determined i won't ever get married
******************** (12:44:45 AM): i've never actually asked some one out
******************** (12:44:59 AM): or, no, wait, yeah i have
******************** (12:45:06 AM): but that was back in high school
******************** (12:45:08 AM): hmmm
LydaAlexander (12:45:12 AM): dude.... your life isn't over.... there's stil time
******************** (12:45:50 AM): but i'm always worried if the girl already likes me or not before i ask her out
LydaAlexander (12:47:01 AM): and so you're afraid she'll start liking you because you ask her out?
******************** (12:47:33 AM): no, i want to make sure a girl likes me before i ask her out
LydaAlexander (12:47:56 AM): but isn't asking her our a way to find out?
******************** (12:48:56 AM): yeah, but i'm too worried about the whole let down/ ackward thing
LydaAlexander (12:49:45 AM): ok... any girl worth her weight in cheesy puffs won't let it be akward for more than like, three days
******************** (12:49:57 AM): i'm scared i'm never going to ask another girl out and
******************** (12:50:16 AM): and the only ones i do go out with would be those extraverts who just want my body
LydaAlexander (12:50:39 AM): ok ok ok.... you're scared that you're never going to do something that you have complete control of (ie, asking someone out)?
******************** (12:50:48 AM): yep
******************** (12:51:05 AM): and people keep asking me if i've got a girlfriend
******************** (12:51:10 AM): why i haven't gotten one
LydaAlexander (12:51:20 AM): the reason the only ones you go out with are the ones that want your body is that they are the only ones brazen enough to make the first move
******************** (12:51:33 AM): that's what i was trying to say
******************** (12:51:50 AM): this is so depressing
LydaAlexander (12:51:54 AM): so.... find a girl you like.... suck up your pride.... and ask her out?
******************** (12:52:21 AM): but i don't know who to ask, don't know who wouldn work out, too scared to ask,
******************** (12:52:26 AM): *cries*
LydaAlexander (12:52:42 AM): there's nothing wrong with you for not having a girlfriend.... but its obviously important to you
LydaAlexander (12:52:47 AM): why are you scared?
******************** (12:52:52 AM): i just am
******************** (12:53:09 AM): i'm feeling lonely and vulnerable
******************** (12:53:18 AM): won't ever get married
******************** (12:53:30 AM): maybe i'm too particular
LydaAlexander (12:53:33 AM): ok.... this is 1am depression speaking
******************** (12:53:36 AM): *cries agian*
LydaAlexander (12:53:43 AM): you are definately not too particular
******************** (12:54:08 AM): what if all the good girls get taken
LydaAlexander (12:54:29 AM): look.... You believe God has a plan for your life?
LydaAlexander (12:54:36 AM): or destiny?
LydaAlexander (12:54:39 AM): or Fate?
******************** (12:54:45 AM): kinda
******************** (12:54:49 AM): but not totally
LydaAlexander (12:55:01 AM): there is no kinda... only do or do not....
LydaAlexander (12:55:18 AM): like, God has a plan for everyone else, but he left you out of the deal?
LydaAlexander (12:55:29 AM): or like, God has a plan, but you could still screw it up?
******************** (12:55:46 AM): there is that whole free will thing
LydaAlexander (12:56:31 AM): free will is definately an issue.... the whole Methodist thing...
******************** (12:56:52 AM): what can we say
LydaAlexander (12:57:26 AM): but Omniscience is also an issue.... I mean, yes, you have the free will to do whatever you want.... but doesn't God know what you are going to do?
******************** (12:57:38 AM): yes
LydaAlexander (12:57:39 AM): can't he plan for all possibilities?
******************** (12:57:44 AM): yes
LydaAlexander (12:57:57 AM): so.... no matter what you choose, God has a plan?
******************** (12:58:25 AM): that hurts my head
******************** (12:58:43 AM): it's too late to think up things like that
LydaAlexander (12:59:03 AM): The plan may be different, depending on what you choose.... the whole alternate universe thing... So take it up with Him.
******************** (12:59:16 AM): lol
LydaAlexander (1:01:07 AM): ok.... my advice is this.... the next time you find a girl you like... suck up your pride and ask her out to dinner. Take her to The Veranda. And if she turns out to be something you didn't expect.... you're out some money, but you had a good time, and you actually asked someone out. If it works out, yay.
******************** (1:01:31 AM): but how do you know if you like a girl
LydaAlexander (1:01:36 AM): if she turns you down, realize that her rejection doesn't mean you are any less of a person....
******************** (1:01:36 AM): or........
******************** (1:01:47 AM): what i mean is
LydaAlexander (1:01:54 AM): how do you know if it's physical or mental or what?
******************** (1:02:02 AM): well, that too but.......
******************** (1:02:29 AM): lately i think i've been trying to become friends first and try to figure the person out and if it'd work out
******************** (1:02:35 AM): without even goinjg out
LydaAlexander (1:02:41 AM): right
LydaAlexander (1:02:55 AM): and your problem then is?
******************** (1:03:07 AM): but i'm still not going out with the person
******************** (1:03:28 AM): ugh
******************** (1:03:31 AM): *cries*
LydaAlexander (1:03:50 AM): so you are friends.... and you still like her.... so one day, while you're talking, ask her to dinner or something
LydaAlexander (1:04:08 AM): or slowly transition into the going out thing... that seemed to work for Chad
******************** (1:04:14 AM): yeah
******************** (1:04:26 AM): i'm just worried that i'm going to miss the boat
LydaAlexander (1:04:38 AM): like... she'll get someone else?
******************** (1:04:42 AM): that the good girls are all getting married
LydaAlexander (1:04:53 AM): no. There are always good ones out there
LydaAlexander (1:04:55 AM): I promise
******************** (1:05:17 AM): the why are all the ones i know dating
******************** (1:05:25 AM): or have bf's
******************** (1:05:30 AM): or engaged
******************** (1:06:06 AM): i jsut can't seem to find one who's seem really right for me
LydaAlexander (1:06:16 AM): maybe you're not looking hard enough. Or maybe you just haven't gotten there yet. Maybe you're waiting on someone.... just give it time
******************** (1:06:19 AM): i always liekt o think i'm looking
LydaAlexander (1:06:28 AM): not having a girlfriend isn;t the end of the world
******************** (1:06:29 AM): i keep an open eye
******************** (1:06:39 AM): but i'm not on the hunt persay
LydaAlexander (1:06:54 AM): good
******************** (1:06:57 AM): i'm not that extraverted
******************** (1:07:09 AM): and i'm not sure i want to me
******************** (1:07:10 AM): be
LydaAlexander (1:07:20 AM): look.... When God made Eve, did he make Adam go look in the Garden for her?
******************** (1:07:24 AM): becuase in my mind when you're on the hunt you're just going for looks
LydaAlexander (1:07:32 AM): no.... he brought her to Adam....
LydaAlexander (1:07:37 AM): so just be patient
******************** (1:07:49 AM): i'm still worried though
******************** (1:07:58 AM): but i'll just go to bed and feel better in the moring
LydaAlexander (1:08:14 AM): probably.
LydaAlexander (1:08:26 AM): 1am blues... get you every time
******************** (1:08:35 AM): well i was depressed earlier tonight
LydaAlexander (1:08:45 AM): ummm.... 11pm blues?
******************** (1:08:49 AM): and ashely invited me over to cheer me up
******************** (1:08:53 AM): and it worked
LydaAlexander (1:08:56 AM): cool
******************** (1:09:01 AM): but that's jsut because she makes me happy
LydaAlexander (1:09:04 AM): :-)
******************** (1:09:22 AM): *cries*
LydaAlexander (1:10:11 AM): go to sleep
LydaAlexander (1:10:19 AM): really... it'll be ok
******************** (1:10:23 AM): *cries*
******************** (1:10:35 AM): good night
LydaAlexander (1:10:43 AM): good night
********************signed off at 1:10:47 AM.

So... the point of this is.... really, there are still people out there. So don't be depressed.

But what do I know... I'm just a dumb old calculator.

posted by Deedee 1:15 AM